Awful Woodworking Joke...

The members of the wood club were all getting on in years. At the annual Christmas dinner, there were now more widows than woodworkers. And the old guys left could hardly remember anything. Just before he stood up to make his address, the president had an idea. He and his wife had been in a furniture store earlier in the day and he had seen an unusual wood species, but he couldn’t quite recall what it was. He turned to the treasurer. 

“What do you call those fancy red flowers that fellers give to girls?” he asked. “Um… roses?”
“Yes, that’s it!” Then he looked over at his wife. “Rose, remember that store we were in today?”